I cannot tahan liao... Ultimate Joke of the week...
Hee.... I had been suppressing the temptation to write this inside here... really man.. for a couple of days liao..... but now i hack care liao.... Juz write 1st... kekekekeke......On Tuesday, me, Ahhuang, GF and CL met an ex-co from our current Coy for lunch.... Surprising that he actually called CL for lunch.. Well, actually he left the coy much before Ahhuang and GF joined in... He nv changed alot.. still the same...
Ok... here comes the joke...
He is a diver.. that's wat he told us... Ok... the conversation goes like this...
AW: How's ur diving?
Me: Well.. ok loh.. just passed.. What abt u??
AW: Me? U see my skin color u know liao... I juz came bk from Maldive... 5 days dive..
Me: Wah!!! Maldive ah... tat is ex man.... how much is the whole thing??
AW: 1.8K...
Me: Gosh!!! So wat is the max depth u went?
AW: 7 to 8 m... (heard mumbling)
Me: Huh??? 7 to 8 wat???
AW: 7 to 800 m
Me: Hah!!! So deep???? (On the other hand, ahhuang almost puke out her rice...) Can go down so deep ah??
AW: Can.... we rented the equipment to help us navigate down.. so that we dun need to flip our fins...
Me: Wah... tat is cool..... How many tanks did u use??
AW: 2 tanks...
Me: Can use how long...
AW: about 2 hours
After the lunch... on our way bk... Ahhuang said.. Ur ex-co very steady leh... 700m... how can go sooo deep??? I was like hmm... dunno leh... i know can.. but normally is commercial divers leh... Kekeke... i was a zombie tat day.. so after wat ahhuang said.. i realized that it seems impossible....
Back to office... Saw Chilli online, and i start to query him as well... FYI, Chilli is my ex-colleague and he is a DM also...
Me: Hey... any idea anyone can dive til 7 to 800 m???
Chilli: Wah.... 100m i believe can lah... 700m!!! go down can... come up will become vegetable loh... hahahaha.. FYI, the whole record was set in 2005 and the max depth that person went was 330m with 7 tanks... There were casuaties also... He sent me this link : http://divesouthafrica.blogspot.com/2005/07/frenchman-stretches-deep-diving-record.html
Me: (After reading this, i had a good laugh. Sent this to ahhuang and she almost sat on the floor liao....)..
Really sian like xiao man..... I kept asking ahhuang and CL whether did i listen wrongly... did he really say 700m??? They all fully agreed that they did heard what he said...
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Await for part 2...
posted by *Penelope* @ 8:11 PM
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