2 big Jokes on a Blue Monday...
Hee.. tdy i geng mc.... only had sore throat and cough... but i magnify the prob abit and told the doc that i had body ache... hee.. so i got 1 day of mc...Anyway, 2 jokes of the day that i muz really relate...
Joke 1 - Video Call a danger....
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I was bathing away... and as usual, i always bring my hp in with me in case my dear dear sms me... and i dun wanna miss any sms or phone call also... so i was washing my hair.... and sudd i heard a funni beep from my hp.. and after tat it is the piggy ringtone that i had customized for my dear ringing... I wiped my hands and took the hp and juz answered it... sudd i realized that it was a video call.... i got freaked out and the phone fell off my hand and land on the the toilet cover which is lucky.. cos if i nv cover the toilet... i guess the hp will b swimming again...
anyway, i terminate the call and nxt moment, my dear call again.. so i answered and was lol away...and i almost could nt make him understand wat i was trying to explain.. eventually he did and he was lol away also...
Joke 2 - Vacumn my notebook
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i was happily folding the "kim zhua" juz a few hrs back cos it was lunar 7th month.... and my mama always burn "kim zhua" on the 1st day... as usual, i always try to fold them cos to me... they are like origami... kekeke.... and so this time round, i was folding in the room and beside my nb.. after all the folding.. the paper bits went flying inside my nb keyboard... and i was like... hmm... vacumn it....
this time round, i nv attached the small mouth to the vacumn and started to vacumn... to my shock!!! 1 key got sucked out... and went into the vacumn.... nvm.. so i took the key out.. and i was left cursing and swearing for at least 15 mins.. cos it was so difficult to put the key bk...
Lucky it can go in... else hor... i thnk i got to ask my dear dear to help me liao.. and he is definitely goin to complain already...
posted by *Penelope* @ 12:55 AM
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